Threatening Emails
And other affirmations from 2025
+ joke dating app profiles
+ rereading Leviathan
+ “Bitter Everyday” by Wednesday
+ lemonade stand scammers
+ tariffs
+ The Trick is to Keep Breathing
+ girls with obscene neck tattoos and cardigans
+ Seth Putnam side projects
+ the pending occupation of Alberta
+ sending threatening emails
+ Interpol playing in Penn Station after midnight
+ “Potemkin romances” over “situationships”
+ failing to get Ethel Cain
+ Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee
+ Seth Putnam main projects
+ disappearing into either of the Dakotas
+ obviously shitty AI-generated writing
+ walking through rich neighborhoods like I colonized them
+ horrendous Halloween decorations
+ receiving threatening emails
+ Arlene Croce dance criticism
+ more tariffs
+ “I Hate Myself and Want to Die” by Nirvana
+ deserted homes with wall-sized American flags
+ unrepentant middle-age teenage nihilism
+ mental health-related weight loss
+ rooftop parties
+ one more tariff, as a treat
+ participation ribbons and nothing else